Total Medals Earned: 183 (From 31 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,535 Points
Medals Earned: 2/3 (50/100 points)
Complete first 5 levels.
Complete first 9 levels.
Complete Lighbot.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (200/200 points)
You must have left a positive impression on the hatter.
The Hatter seems Madder.
Escape Jail and Trigger the Strange Device.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 8/9 (475/500 points)
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Become one with the desert
Find the adult pleasure.
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Complete the Game.
Defend the weak.
Medals Earned: 22/22 (490/490 points)
Capture a power station
Get 8 followers
Engage in a massive battle
View the credits
Turn their towers against them on "Hide and Go Sneak"
Use wave after wave of your own men to deplete a laser tower's ammo
Kill all enemies on "Trap"
Defeat the squares on "Fight or Flight"
1337 circle deaths
Defeat 1337 squares
Beat "Combat" without dying
Beat "Crosswalks" without any circles dying
Beat "Two Towers" in 20 seconds or less
Beat "Burninate" in 45.1 seconds or less
Save at least 42 circles on "Containment"
Beat "Four Bases". Yeah, just beat it.
Beat the game
Get 21 achievements
Medals Earned: 7/7 (205/205 points)
You soft boiled an egg.
You made toast.
You cut a grapefruit.
You made juice.
You made coffee with suger.
You made a bowl of cereal with blueberries.
^__^
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/155 points)
Beat Island Beast
Beat Canyon Beast
Get all 4 spells
Defeat Demon Beast
Beat game without getting the axe and without getting any spells
Defeat all 3 knights
Level up everything to level 8
Medals Earned: 2/9 (30/405 points)
Finish the Tutorial
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Slide a HELLA long time!
Save yourself from falling ten times
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet all the previous contestants
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Earn all Platinums on Hard
Medals Earned: 3/3 (105/105 points)
Start already!
Win the game a certain amount of score.
Medals Earned: 12/12 (285/285 points)
Beat all castles in Black Shores
Beat all castles in Umbria
Beat all castles in Betsonia
Beat all castles in Dante Flats
Beat all castles in Wintervale
Get gold in all castles in Black Shores
Get gold in all castles in Umbria
Get gold in all castles in Wintervale
Get gold in all castles in Dante Flats
Get gold in all castles in Betsonia
Crush all castles
Get gold medals in all castles.
Medals Earned: 6/16 (75/500 points)
Defeat the Footie Twins
Defeat Battbot
Defeat Ootkey
Defeat TRN-1
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Defeat Final Weapon
Get Secret Ending
Defeat Raijinmaru
Defeat creator of Dadgame
Beat Story Mode on Hard
Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
Defeat Mecha-Death
Defeat Phantom
Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
100% Completion